Republican Jesus
by Hilfiger Tout

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Chord Profile
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standard tuning, open chords

Verse: G C G D G C G D G
Chorus: D G C G D G C D G

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Intro: blues harp in G
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I'm a responsible gun-owning blastocyst
Defending myself from the abortionist.
Lord curse all loose women with ovarian cysts
In their wombs that would be our tombs.

I'm an ornery establishment activist
Coercing dissenters to desist with my fists.
Hear democracy's bastion of relativists
With our voice for only one choice.

Republican Jesus, Republican Jesus,
We follow you in all the ways that doth please us.
Blessed be the vested, the venal, the vicious...
The kingdom of Congress is thine.

I'm a humbly subservient billionaire
Who grants the world's problems my laissez faire.
Starvation? Pollution? I show how I care
With a cough I won't need to write off.

I'm a highly trained merciful death machine
That wins hearts and minds with my M-16.
Comply lest I empty this whole magazine
At your face which we stoop to grace.

Republican Jesus, Republican Jesus,
We follow you in all the ways that doth please us.
Blessed be the vested, the venal, the vicious...
The kingdom of Congress is thine.

I'm the finest in proud Christian presidents,
A nepotist Narcissus from Providence,
Forgiven. Now let's see the evidence...
Aw screw it, they're guilty, bring 'em on!

Republican Jesus, Republican Jesus,
We follow you in all the ways that doth please us.
Blessed be the vested, the venal, the vicious...
The kingdom of Congress is thine.

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